For trick-or-treating this year, we emphasized politeness. Saying thank you, even if you didn't like the treat. Nathan took this a little too much to heart.
One woman gave him a lollipop, explaining that it was a natural fruit lollipop and very healthy and good for you.
Nathan: Oh, thank you so much. I love lollipops. I love fruit. This is my very best favourite!
Lady: Oh good! Would you like to eat it right now?
Complete deadpan without a moment of hesitation. I would have helped but I was too busy rolling on the ground laughing.