Nathan is getting to the age where he and his friends have the occasional "girlfriend" by which they mean someone for their peers to tease them about.
During pickup, one of the moms asked one of Nathan's friends about his girlfriend. Curious, I decided to see if it was time to update our birds-and-bees speech.
Me: Do you have a girlfriend, Nathan?
Nathan: (shaking his head) I like to keep my options open.