On the weekend, I went to my cousin's bridal shower. It was a lovely event and I'm sorry to be missing the upcoming festivities in Nashville.
I explained to Nathan where I would be, that I was going to see Cousin Dom who was getting married.
Nathan: Married. To a boy. Like, forever?
Me: (feeling romantic) Yes, sweetie, forever.
Nathan: (pauses to consider) Tell her to wear nice shoes.
Now why can't Dr. Phil have advice that straightforward?