It's been awhile but I have a knee-slapper for you all to start the week.
On the weekend, I went to see a friend of mine. Nathan wanted to know who she was and I explained that she was my friend but that she had also been my doula, which meant that she helped me when Nathan was born.
Nathan replied: No, she didn't.
Me: She was there, honey. She helped to make sure everything was okay when you came out of Mommy.
Nathan pauses for thought: Oh. Okay. Tell her she did a good job.