This may have been funnier at 3 am but it's an example of the twisted humour which lets us get through each day.
We've been dealing with a persistent bedwetting situation, so we have to check each night before we go to bed. The other night, we came up with a song.
(To the tune of "We're off to see the wizard" from Wizard of Oz)
We're off to see the whizzer,
That wonderful whizzer of ours.
He really is a wiz of a whiz, if ever a wiz there was.
If ever, if ever a whiz he does, that whizzer of ours is fun because
Because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does.
We're off to see the whizzer.
That wonderful whizzer of ours!